Tumblr (3.0; @swearlikeasail0rdresslikead0ll)http://swearlikeasail0rdresslikead0ll.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0c3b206086ab23961d2997ccead7e588/tumblr_mn4eoeXrwI1r5ucf3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Only on Skins UK does a romantic dinner for two consist of canned English beer, a lit penis shaped candle and burnt toast.</p>http://swearlikeasail0rdresslikead0ll.tumblr.com/post/50944425647http://swearlikeasail0rdresslikead0ll.tumblr.com/post/50944425647Mon, 20 May 2013 19:31:25 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c6089d51aed577c196bfaae02eb335f8/tumblr_mmcgl9le4j1r5ucf3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>That’s right. I’m drinking water.</p>http://swearlikeasail0rdresslikead0ll.tumblr.com/post/49718411481http://swearlikeasail0rdresslikead0ll.tumblr.com/post/49718411481Sun, 05 May 2013 17:19:56 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1680f3d4b6c8042943606fa5dc532a49/tumblr_mm93m1VtVj1r5ucf3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My friends are awesome photographers (just kidding)</p>http://swearlikeasail0rdresslikead0ll.tumblr.com/post/49556797689http://swearlikeasail0rdresslikead0ll.tumblr.com/post/49556797689Fri, 03 May 2013 21:46:49 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d9c5204707571d33ce5cc1a1d2c87b8f/tumblr_mm8znbP6511r5ucf3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Today’s accessories 🇺🇸👓💀</p>http://swearlikeasail0rdresslikead0ll.tumblr.com/post/49550581825http://swearlikeasail0rdresslikead0ll.tumblr.com/post/49550581825Fri, 03 May 2013 20:21:11 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c2b83dde376975b71ac985d6f3d8f979/tumblr_mm8xh95PyW1r5ucf3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>🎶</p>http://swearlikeasail0rdresslikead0ll.tumblr.com/post/49547270847http://swearlikeasail0rdresslikead0ll.tumblr.com/post/49547270847Fri, 03 May 2013 19:34:21 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/acfd5fab3ecce6bfdb33ea64bb984108/tumblr_mlzbu5LFvQ1r5ucf3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Skins UK »»»</p>http://swearlikeasail0rdresslikead0ll.tumblr.com/post/49112962425http://swearlikeasail0rdresslikead0ll.tumblr.com/post/49112962425Sun, 28 Apr 2013 15:08:29 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/857d7274fd81f39a163bf71a0c16c9c3/tumblr_ml5g87Au8n1s9dr9fo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://swearlikeasail0rdresslikead0ll.tumblr.com/post/49038255679http://swearlikeasail0rdresslikead0ll.tumblr.com/post/49038255679Sat, 27 Apr 2013 17:47:50 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/da884c034dfbcb79f478f77085d51488/tumblr_mlfcusYEhW1r5ucf3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The hazardous piece of weaponry I wore around my neck today ✨</p>http://swearlikeasail0rdresslikead0ll.tumblr.com/post/48237977520http://swearlikeasail0rdresslikead0ll.tumblr.com/post/48237977520Wed, 17 Apr 2013 20:18:27 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d9bdb1570990de953c06ad18f7bbcae5/tumblr_mlb4dzO8IU1r05jkho1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://americanapparel.tumblr.com/post/48050463545/every-1-000-re-blogs-until-april-17-were-giving">americanapparel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Every 1,000 re-blogs until April 17, we’re giving away a set of Easy Jeans in every color! Winners will be selected at random.</p> </blockquote>http://swearlikeasail0rdresslikead0ll.tumblr.com/post/48069373644http://swearlikeasail0rdresslikead0ll.tumblr.com/post/48069373644Mon, 15 Apr 2013 18:01:35 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0e78e2b22637c3c9fc23c1653ea20ee7/tumblr_ml0ebrLMsF1r5ucf3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Coach’s decision to end practice early today and buy us ice cream ></p>http://swearlikeasail0rdresslikead0ll.tumblr.com/post/47569661069http://swearlikeasail0rdresslikead0ll.tumblr.com/post/47569661069Tue, 09 Apr 2013 18:26:15 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e0de7c463907302d2695170cf7d2eb8a/tumblr_mkynzcGMj01r5ucf3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>✒</p>http://swearlikeasail0rdresslikead0ll.tumblr.com/post/47495520218http://swearlikeasail0rdresslikead0ll.tumblr.com/post/47495520218Mon, 08 Apr 2013 19:59:35 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3bc10d706b351a2645eb3ed65ca815ba/tumblr_mkukc6iDqb1r5ucf3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://swearlikeasail0rdresslikead0ll.tumblr.com/post/47294955469http://swearlikeasail0rdresslikead0ll.tumblr.com/post/47294955469Sat, 06 Apr 2013 14:50:30 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d8326bb405cfe3ccba2dc50167b35315/tumblr_mkt8lxeuQZ1r5ucf3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>👨</p>http://swearlikeasail0rdresslikead0ll.tumblr.com/post/47238412100http://swearlikeasail0rdresslikead0ll.tumblr.com/post/47238412100Fri, 05 Apr 2013 21:39:33 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fce65f797314b5ae5bc556d20f260662/tumblr_mkj8qq5v3s1r5ucf3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#PachaNYC #DJBl3nd</p>http://swearlikeasail0rdresslikead0ll.tumblr.com/post/46764913086http://swearlikeasail0rdresslikead0ll.tumblr.com/post/46764913086Sun, 31 Mar 2013 12:06:26 -0400pachanycdjbl3nd<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9c597d34dbe30d5cdc1b4b9e311c7659/tumblr_mkj88dwPRt1r5ucf3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#PachaNYC #DJBl3nd</p>http://swearlikeasail0rdresslikead0ll.tumblr.com/post/46764143475http://swearlikeasail0rdresslikead0ll.tumblr.com/post/46764143475Sun, 31 Mar 2013 11:55:25 -0400pachanycdjbl3nd<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/de85294e8ffae4154ee0feb56a3f60c9/tumblr_mkj886ukhQ1r5ucf3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#PachaNYC #DJBl3nd</p>http://swearlikeasail0rdresslikead0ll.tumblr.com/post/46764134752http://swearlikeasail0rdresslikead0ll.tumblr.com/post/46764134752Sun, 31 Mar 2013 11:55:17 -0400pachanycdjbl3nd<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2df51f9ef2f3557a7d76bbb326f53774/tumblr_mkj87ztHG21r5ucf3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#PachaNYC</p>http://swearlikeasail0rdresslikead0ll.tumblr.com/post/46764128175http://swearlikeasail0rdresslikead0ll.tumblr.com/post/46764128175Sun, 31 Mar 2013 11:55:11 -0400pachanyc<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/714f3323ffcaab823e9975ec0b58ad97/tumblr_mkj87qf9Zb1r5ucf3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#PachaNYC</p>http://swearlikeasail0rdresslikead0ll.tumblr.com/post/46764116955http://swearlikeasail0rdresslikead0ll.tumblr.com/post/46764116955Sun, 31 Mar 2013 11:55:02 -0400pachanyc<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b4288da86c7efb48ef4533257a9c8a25/tumblr_mkj87g7tUo1r5ucf3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://swearlikeasail0rdresslikead0ll.tumblr.com/post/46764106209http://swearlikeasail0rdresslikead0ll.tumblr.com/post/46764106209Sun, 31 Mar 2013 11:54:52 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4ce9df1802b8aa2abc04f0ea73bd68f5/tumblr_mkhetiszB61r5ucf3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://swearlikeasail0rdresslikead0ll.tumblr.com/post/46679262318http://swearlikeasail0rdresslikead0ll.tumblr.com/post/46679262318Sat, 30 Mar 2013 12:22:30 -0400